Tuesday, May 10, 2011

ummmm... and also....

ralph:  mom?  will you lay with me and also i have the hiccups and... ummmm... and also where are you?

(5 minutes later)
ralph: mom?  can you lay with me?  and don't forget... i have the hiccups!

Monday, May 2, 2011

speed!

ralph:

mom?  i'm gonna need you to go speed to pass up this car next to us.  
(i passed)
good job, mom!
(i had to stop for a car turning in front of me)
mom!  go SPEED!