while making oatmeal cookies, lionel was naked. ralph 'slapped' him on his sweet buns:
lionel: mom! ralph slapped me on my B-U-T-T
mom: ralph, time out. take some time to think about what you have done.
(5 minutes)
mom: ralph, do you know why you were in time out?
ralph: (whispers) yes.
mom: tell me about it.
ralph: i slapped lionel on his T-O-A-R. (he can't spell)
ralph: mom! mr. tuohey was lying that we eat thomasita (the hamster in his classroom.) because she is cute and i don't want to eat her!
ralph: (singing a song by the dameans) spefor, are you listening?
actual words: speak, Lord! i'm listening.
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